How does scoring work?

Each answer maps to Trey, Fishman, Mike, Page, or CK5. Your top score wins; CK5 appears if lighting-leaning choices dominate.

Are there any wrong answers?

Nope. This is a phun phan quiz—lean into your vibe.

Can I get Chris Kuroda (CK5) as my result?

Yes. If your choices emphasize light-as-instrument and showcraft, you’ll unlock the fifth member.

Which Member of Phish Are You? (20-Question Quiz)

Pick your jam flavor:

Major-mode bliss peak into triumphant sustain Greasy cowfunk with envelope filter and odd turns Polyrhythmic ride-bell chatter → tension/release Clav-to-piano storytelling with synth mist Lights-as-instrument, prism waves steering dynamics

On stage, you’d rather:

Cue segues and arc the narrative Drop the bombs and speed the pocket Get weird under the mix and flip modes Paint harmony and glue the sections Conduct the ceiling and sculpt the peaks

Choose your drip:

Donut muumuu & a vacuum Orange axe + comfy sneakers Corduroy, boots, and risk-friendly grin Crisp button-down, grand at the ready Headset + faders + lasers on standby

Pick a side-project night:

TAB horns and sing-along catharsis MGB odd-meter curiosities Vida Blue synth-soul Jazz-adjacent hijinks (Bring the vacuum) New lighting rig demo night

Pre-show ritual?

Quiet warm-up at the keys Tinker with pedals and tunings Stretch, paradiddles, more stretch Setlist sketches (subject to change) Walk the room to feel the angles

Favorite era to time-travel to?

’93–’95 tension labs ’97 cowfunk Europe → U.S. ’99–’00 ambient space 3.0/4.0 bliss-architect runs 2017 Baker’s Dozen light-art clinic

Venue vibe that calls your name:

MSG—home-court arcs Mothership—lift-off drums Spooky sheds with deep lawns Intimate theaters, warm pianos Outdoor canvases for lasers

Pick a donut (Baker’s Dozen callback):

Jam-filled (obviously) Powdered (messy, chaotic, fun) Maple (left-of-center choice) Chocolate glazed (classic) Rainbow sprinkle (for the lights)

What’s your jam “move” when things get weird?

Sustain, then pivot the mode Octave down + envelope pop Triplet push into open space Clav stabs → Rhodes wash Blackout → white-out → bliss

Set-two opener you’re manifesting:

Down With Disease Mike’s Song Golden Age → 2001 Carini Light

Lot snack strategy:

Something experimental (…is this seaweed?) Cheese plate + seltzer Anything handheld—must keep drumming Banana + water + vibes Whatever’s quick, house lights in 5

Favorite gag energy:

Vacuum solo mayhem Narrative suites & hotdog cars Lounge-lizard croon (“Lawn Boy”) Deep-cut bust-outs Room-wide synced light tricks

Pick a lyric micro-theme:

Redemption & soaring motion Odd creatures & sly humor Lounge romance & nostalgia Absurdity & pratfall poetry Light, color, and perception

Gear toy you can’t resist:

Clavinet through a wah Envelope filter + octave Cowbell you didn’t know you needed Sustainer + tape delay New laser module

Encore energy tonight?

Lawn Boy reprise shenanigans Contact → Weekapaug dance-off Bold As Love piano heroics First Tube victory lap Tweeprise + full white-out

When the jam hits a fork:

Signal a left turn with a quick riff Change the harmony and see who follows Go minor, get rubbery, grin wider Shift the pocket—everyone moves Fade to blue, tease the drop

Phan activity between tours:

Edit show-photos, chase lighting inspiration Build a weird instrument Jazz nights, classic records Local jams & charity gigs Compose a suite, call some friends

Favorite inside joke:

“Hold your head up” antics The Hot Dog / Gamehendge mythos “Meatstick” multilingual parade Page’s house-band croon “Turn off the house lights!” tease

Pick a deep-cut to evangelize:

Meat Strange Design I Didn’t Know The Lizards Light

What’s your superpower?

Tasteful restraint at maximum volume Making strange choices sound inevitable Making chaos feel like home Turning tension into catharsis Painting music with light